FUCK SAWS AND DRILLDOS

“This is called a Fuck Saw Penis,” Kati told me as dark emotions flashed on her face. The thing she was seizing in her hand functioned once it was plugged in to an electric socket. It was built in the likeness of a chainsaw; the difference between it and a chainsaw was that were there was meant to be a hew was fitted in a long, giant cock. Exactly like a man’s.

“Where did you get it?” I asked her curiously. My knees were starting to tremble. She was going to teach me how they used this thing when masturbating. I feared it would do me harm. “Is it not dangerous? I am afraid of experimenting with hazardous things, you know.”

“Don’t be a coward for no good reason, Mia. Fuck saws don’t hurt their users. Drilldos do.”

Huh? What was that she had added? Drilldos? Were we experimenting with those as well? “What is a drilldo, Kati? Another sex tool?”

She laughed hysterically. “Honestly, Mia, you are starting to prove that you are a good-for-nothing coward; the word ‘drilldo’ in not a horror term. Why are you even shaking?”

I hadn’t noticed I was shaking. Damn it! I was one such coward. Sex was not meant to pain, much less masturbation! I became so shame-struck I didn’t know where to hide myself. “Kati, forgive me please. I agree with you: I am a coward. A chicken what’s more. I am sorry, hunny.”

I swallowed hard.

She connected the fuck saw into the plug and switched it ON. The artificial penis began vibrating with a humming sound. It made noises similar to those of a barber’s machine. “Lie down on the table, will you, and stretch your legs wide?” I did what I had been instructed to without hesitation.