Fancy Dress, Mistake

This is the short part of the story.

I was asked to be the best man for a close male friend, and that meant I was in charge of making arrangements for his stag do.

I came up with a usual lame idea of a pub crawl, pubbing, clubbing, and practical jokes on the groom-to-be. I added that all guys that were invited had to be in fancy dress, we had Superman, Batman, Freddy Krueger, clowns, fake Policemen, even a Judge. With the added benefit of a house party to finish off with.

The night was all planned out and went well, a few practical jokes, the Stag was stripped naked and had an elephant pair of pants put on him and a woman’s bra, all good fun.

We got asked to leave the nightclub because the Stag was inappropriately dressed, which wasn’t that bad, as it was only an hour till the club closed. We headed towards some takeaway food joints, where various foodstuffs were purchased. I had pre-booked a 24-seater minibus to take us to the place where we had the house party booked. It was an old pub with a separate function room and six bedrooms off the function room that we be booked for such events. (I have to add that after the pub closed its doors, it got used as a swingers club that had also closed down.) I had hired an out bar and staff to man it. i forgot to mention everyone was masked up.

This is where my wife comes in with her part of the story. Sorry if my part was boring and mundane. I was trying to set the scene for what was to come.

The house “party” was well underway, hijinks going on, with nearly everyone, uninvited women, girls had turned up, most had had their fill of alcohol, they were dancing, things got a bit excited, clothes began to come off, people making their was to the bedrooms, but some decided it would be a good idea to open the doors to the private garden and dance around naked dancing and having sex.

This led to the local neighbours calling the authorities (police)

They turned up, obviously, in full uniform. One of these police officers was to become my wife a few years later

The door was answered by a member of the hired bar staff who told me that he thought they were also gate crashers, as he hadn’t seen their police car.

These police officers (both women by the way) were trying in vain to find the organiser (Me)

But as I thought they were 2 gatecrashers, I faded away, they went around a few partygoers and were getting frustrated, one climbed up on a table and was screaming for order, laughter broke out, she got grabbed and pulled down and was being groped all over and she had her clothes removed very quickly, a roar went up as a guy shouted out she’s got a clean shaven pussy hairless look boys.

By this time me and a few of the other guys had grabbed my to-be wife and had her naked.