Rose is 50-year-old mother of two teenage boys. She has been on her own for years and successful as a mother and professional nurse. Even with a full plate she keeps fit and last year did a half marathon every month, something not many 50-year-old woman are able to complete.

I met Rose about five years ago while training in a local park. She is 5’2” to my 6’4” and sports a constant smile while running. She does like to talk and fills the air with constant conversation. We met a few times to run and enjoyed dinner once. However I was in a relationship at the time. There was chemistry but not enough to cause a chain reaction.

Out of the blue I received a text from Rose. Nothing enticing but a pleasant not that she had just tried on a wetsuit used by triathlon athletes. Of course my mind went to the gutter and asked her how it fit, about slipping it on, needing any assistance, I could physically checking every part, and it is best to check this without any distractions. She replied rather quickly letting me know there was a spot that was tight and some lubricant might need application.

The following is how it all transpired:

—–First I received a series text from Rose after seeing her at the park,

Rh: Not going to make it by the store today. It is always good to ‘bump’ into you.

Me: Bump and rub is better… oh that’s the inside voice. The wetsuits you asked about are 40% off. When ready let me know I help you out. Good seeing you too.

Rh: Yes I agree! (with the initial comment). Ate too much during the holiday which is why I am riding the bike today!

So when are you taking me up in a hot air balloon?

Me: I can make that happen. All of the above. Will get back with ya.

Rh: Woohoo!!

Me: You sound excited about it. What’s your email?

—–I find sexting is fun but email can be a lot more intense, so second we exchanged a series of short emails,

Me: Tell me something about you.

Rh: Yes, frisky: apt to do anything, anywhere, spontaneous. So, tell me why you have pierced nipples. I always found that interesting.

Me: Define interesting…..I have one nipple pierced. Several years back I just liked have one done. No tattoos. I have shaved legs because I rode competitively and after having them shaved… I like the smooth. I’ll leave the other details for asking or. So tell me about you and yours 🙂

Rh: Only 2 ear piercings (total). No tats. Shave my legs daily; have laser removed elsewhere (yes, Boring but classy– don’t think the tat thing is very attractive on women.)

Me: Thought I was going to get a nipple story not ears 🙂 . I have not seen many tats I like. Some are in interesting locations however. Glad you like classy smooth, more the better.

Rh: No nipple talk till I know you better…lol! All I can say is I have 2 of them and they are quite nice and sensitive! Please tell me you are neither married or living w/a girlfriend or involved seriously w/someone.

Me: I’m not necessary into nipple talk but you asked me about mine. 🙂 … I have two also. I have been married twice and have two ex’s. Not interested in doing it again. I date and have several friends.

—-A Day or two later,

Rh: I tried to ‘slip’ on a suit at the store Ha! I was sweating by the time I got it on. That in and of itself qualifies as a workout!!

Me: Yes the wetsuits can be a workout. I usually offer to apply generous amounts of the slippery stuff to help… Allied all over… I am an expert ;-).

Rh: Well where we’re u when I needed your help…lol!

Me: Might not of been helpful. But we would have had fun.

Rh: Guess that’s where the smooth silky shaved legs come in!

Me: It is good to have all the smooth silky working together. Did you get the suit? When you do get it, I will “help”

Rh: Let’s go “play” soon I’m training tmr If you are off.

Me: That sounds so inviting. Must admit our conversations have been enticing and erotic even more when I am awake at 1:30am reading your invite.

Rh: WOW! Enticing, inviting and erotic? And this is cyberspace what will it be like face to face? Lol!

Me: Both cyber and in real can have the same attributes.

Rh: Disagree.