When I woke up this morning with the distinct feeling that I forgot a once in a life time dream, the room was lighting up at intervals from lights that were moving around just outside my apartment. The lights were too low to be lightning and it must have been coming from cars driving past in the road. When I got up and went to the window, there wasn’t much to see. It was still early, only a few minutes before four a.m., and it was still completely dark outside. Extremely thirsty I went into my fridge and grab a coca cola. Took 3 long sips and made my way back to my queen size bed and slowly fell back into my deep sleep.

Several hours later, I woke up. I couldn’t say how many hours went by but from the state of my fatigue and from how bright the summer sun was shining I would guess a good eight or nine hours, I got up from my bed and stretched my stressed muscles. As if someone suddenly slapped me across the face I remembered what had happened last night, and became a little disappointed that The Goddess was nowhere to be found. “I thought she said I was going to get the perfect dream girl.” I said as I threw my body back onto my bed. Then out of nowhere I started to hear a baby laughing and something started to move underneath my blanket. Curious of what could be underneath I pulled the blanket off the mysterious figure.
“What the fuck is that!” I said with a cold chill going down my spine. “Why is there a baby in my bed? Wh… Why doesn’t it have a face?” Was all I could ask myself in disgust and fear?
While trying to find any reasonable explanation for a reason why a baby was on my bed laughing. More important why this baby didn’t have eyes, nose, or ears and only a mouth. I was really trying hard as hell to understand what was going on. Then out of the clear blue I heard a knock on the door.
“Who is it?” I asked in a panic.
“Terrell man open up I got to tell you something so incredible your jaw will drop.”
“Yeah I can say the same about myself,” I exclaim opening up the door.
“So I met this girl and she was fine as Beyoncé, ass and all.”
“Sounds like a nice girl.”
“Nice!” Terrell said with an eyebrow raised. “She was FINE. I swear the things we did last night, speaking of which, do you mind if I crash here? I didn’t sleep much and I can’t go home.”

“No I don’t mind but your jaw is going to drop once you see what’s under my blanket bro.” I said trying to warn him.

“Chad after what happen last night nothing can drop this jaw.” Terrell said while pulling the blanket off of the mysterious baby.

“Have you ever had a women lick your,” Terrell paused for a seconds but it felt like hours went by. “Shit! What the fuck is that?” He shouted as hell ran to the door.

“It’s a baby I think if you are asking what it is.” I said laughing at how far his jaw had drop.

“I know that’s a baby smart ass, but what the fuck why doesn’t it have eyes or ears man? How in the fuck did you find a baby with no face?”

There was no getting past it, I told Terrell what had happened last night. How I fuck Venus the Goddess of love and how when I woke up the baby was next to me with a note. “Ok let me get this right, a girl came out your laptop, you fucked her and she was a Goddess, and somehow you had a baby with her.” Terrell said with a serious minded look.
“Yes, yes, and yes.” This was simpler than I thought it was going to be. Was what I thought.
“What in the hell was you smoking last night man.” And It was too good to be true
“Dude you can see for yourself.