I wasn’t exactly thrilled to join the virginity club. Didn’t think my lack of a boyfriend was anything worth discussing or be proud of. The counselor insisted I picked an extra-curricular activity and most of them involved something I was terrible at such as sports, cooking, music, dancing, poetry… I’m terrible at most things. I thought maybe it would be less awkward to hang out with people just as awkward as me. Seems like any friend or almost-friend I ever had at this school moved away suddenly.

When I first saw who my fellow club members were, I should have turned tail and ran. Monika, Yuri, Natsuki… three girls who skyrocketed in popularity this year were waiting for me in the classroom at the very end of the hallway on the deserted 3rd floor. Their names were on every boys’ lips and they were the last people I would have expected to be virgins.

Monika is a brunette beauty queen who has any guy in school eating in the palm of her hand. Even teachers… I’ve seen her leave an exam blank and still get an A. Her skirt is always rolled daringly high; she likes to show all of her long, thin legs and a hint of underwear too.

Yuri is quiet and shy but the most athletic girl I’ve ever met. She’s the captain of all our sports teams and can run faster than any of the boys. Her games draw a lot of attention not only because she’s always crushing the other schools but also because guys are happy to spend 2 hours staring at her butt in tight shorts.

Natsuki… I’m not trying to be judgemental but other than her short pink hair, the only thing that stands out is her gigantic chest, especially on such a short tomboy. She has special permission to not wear a bra because there apparently aren’t any her size (I can believe it). You can always see a lot of skin between the struggling buttons of her shirts and I’ve caught her letting boys stick their hands in there in exchange for manga and candy.

“G-good evening, my name is Sayori, is this the… virginity club?” I announced ignoring the red flags and the red paint on the floor.

“Welcome!