Dumb Blonde Joke
By Davinia
Word count; 5,422
Page count 14
Wife: Judy
Husband: Joe
I couldn’t leave Joey trapped

Disclaimer: Please note that the story contains themes of sexual acts and language, if this offends you. Don’t read it!

Judy, the wife, was using the computer to work on some monthly bills and noticed some checks for small amounts; $15 first of all and then a week later $26. The check stub memo just said Supplies – so PJDB was thinking her husband was buying something for the car or house or even the office and so she let it go.
She now opens their joint email account and is following up on the emails. She is tired and deletes the wrong email so she opens the Trash Folder and sees about ten emails down a heading entitled ‘PJDB’. She opens the email and reads it. It’s from someone called Stephanie.
‘What about your wife? ‘Judy’s heart is pounding.
Joe writes, ‘She is the real McCoy, a genuine Dumb Blond – that’s my handle for her, PJDB (Plan Jane, Dumb Blonde). One time I tried to mount her doggie style and she said, “That will not work” and flipped on her back. She’s the kind of blonde that will climb a chain link fence to see what is on the other side. LOL. Later. Josephine’.
She opens email info. and reads [email protected]. She uses one of her search engines and finds the site. She moves the cursor to the link and is thinking out loud, saying very softly to herself, “If I do this I can’t un-see this.”
She then clicks on the link. She watches her browser highlight a pull down bookmark tool bar menu and a row of dashes are highlighted. She moves the mouse to it and sees the same link address only this one has login added. She clicks on it. The screen loads and she is looking at pretty girls and then she reads Transgender & Transsexual Message Board. She clicks on messages for Josephine and starts reading the ones that have already been read. She sees 40 messages she starts reading. While she is loading the printer and selecting Print All she reads some of them. While the printer is printing she just stares at the photo on the desk of the two of them, now married for two years.
She sees a link saying Images and clicks on it. See sees an image of her husband and someone else, hugging wearing fashionable outfits and dolled up for evening out.
“Damn!” She says as she throws her arms back and the water bottle is knocked off the table. She leans in for a close-up look at her husband all dressed up and partying with some other woman or maybe women? She looks at the images and dates as she scrolls down the page. Then she goes back to Google Home Page and takes the copies she printed, turning off the computer.
After Late Night with David Letterman she says to her husband, “I have some reading to go over so I am going to bed,” followed by a kiss.
Joe says, “I will be along in an hour.”
She is in bed reading the messages she has printed. She has figured out that this desire goes back to Junior High School, and that he has wanted to be a woman for something like ten years. She is thinking, “If this is what he wants, why did we get married? I love him or at least some part of him deep down.”
She is thinking that she needs more information.
Weeks pass and her notes and research are coming together nicely. She finds herself thinking that she could live with him as a girlfriend but not as a husband. Of course he still has to pay for that ‘Dumb Blonde’ thing.
She goes to her doctor and gets on the birth control pills. Whilst there, she opens a conversation with her doctor about her husband wanting to change sex. She asks if she could help with some patches and she shows her the weight and health report of her husband.
Her doctor says, “OK Judy I have known you all your life and based on your RN schooling, I’ll do it. Here are some bulk patches un-labelled so you can put them in another box, but I think the hormone pills will work the best for six months. I’ll write a script for antibiotics for chest infection and you can put the pills in there, say it is infectious so he has to take them as well.”
She also adds, “In six weeks I want him in my office to check him over and to see how the dosage is coming along. By then he should be a full ‘A’ cup. OK Judy?”
She says, “OK.”


It is now September. Joe has done seven weeks and that night Judy has selected ‘Dating the Enemy’ on Netflix with a bowl of popcorn and six pack of light Beer.
After the movie she says, “Let’s do that for Halloween this year. I can help you with clothes so you can go as a waitress and I can go as the owner to your Restaurant & Car Shop & Laundry mat.”
He complains and says he would never be seen in a dress. Judy so wanted to show him the images she had seen of him in some of the wildest outfits he’d had on just two nights ago but keeps it to herself.
Then she smiles, watching him pick up dropped popcorn pieces. Bent over in front of her she sees this hot shapely butt and she has to slap it. Stretch those jeans. He straightens up and looks at her as he goes in the kitchen. Judy watches the ass of a woman walk away from her. This woman’s ass fits those stretchy jeans so nice.
She is thinking, “If I was a guy I’d pound that shapely butt.”
She yells, “Joe honey, how you like those stretch jeans I got you?”
Coming from the kitchen Joe says, “I love them the fit is great. I can’t seem to find them anywhere.”
She say, “I’ll get you some more.”
Then she says, “The doctor wants to see us this Friday for a follow up and to see if the chest infection is clearing up.”
Joe yells, “Well I have some chest pain I want to talk to her about.”
She whispers very softly, “Yeah, you should be wearing a trainer bra sweetie. Those mounds must really bounce around and become sore by the end of a day.”
The appointment is going well. The doctor listens to Joe’s chest and takes a couple of X-rays plus some measurements and she explains that the pain means he needs to continue for a little longer. She also explains to Joe that the soreness is a small side affect of the pills and will clear up when he stops taking them.
The next day Joe is at work and Judy gets a call from her doctor She explains that Joe will keep changing with the level of medication he is taking so by Halloween he will be a ‘B’ cup and that’s not going to hide very well. She also explains that his or her shapely body will be out there and some guy will want to mount her by then or try to.
“Just letting you know she’s looking hot. Plus those boobs will be very sore without support. So Judy you will have to take it to the next level and get him to admit it or he could become pissed and even sue you and me.”
She calls her lawyer and asks if the documents are done and when can she pick them up. She finds out that she can pick them up next Monday one week before Halloween. She already has Josephine’s (Joe’s) waitress uniform and foundation things. She is thinking thank God it’s been colder this year it is harder to see Josephine’s boobs under men’s heavier clothes.
Monday morning and Judy is in the study when Joe comes in.