… a few years ago, maybe 6 or 7.

It was Friday after work, just enjoying happy hour with the usual gang of friends. Drinking beer and telling stories, it was one of those places where everyone knows everyone. All of a sudden I felt a hard nudge on my shoulder, turning around I see Lynn smiling at me, “Hey You.”
“Hey You, long time no see.” I reply. Lynn is a girl from the neighborhood I grew up in, a few years younger than me, but as kids we all hung out and played together. We took a few minutes to catch up and I asked her what brought her out tonight, “My enhancement party” Lynn tells me. I look at her with a puzzled look on my face, then she thrust her chest out to me, “ahhhh” I comment. She tells me that she always wanted a bigger chest size. I whisper into her ear, “Yours B-Cups were always the best part of you”. After blushing and biting her lip Lynn tells me “Too bad I’m a married woman.” What can I say, I respect that, I’d hate to have someone cheat on me, and I would never be unfaithful to someone else.


….Present time.


I was at the house just killing time on Facebook, when I noticed Lynn had logged on, so I decided to message her…

“Hey you.”

“Mike, what you doing”

“Killing time and you”

“Same thing”

“I noticed you got a divorce”

“You did, did ya.”

I figured I would ask Lynn to go out on a date, “Let me take you out some time”

“I’m free this weekend”

Hell yeah, I think, after exchanging phone numbers and making plans for Saturday.