Bella had the biggest boobs I’d ever wanted to see. Unfortunately she was my best friend’s ex-girlfriends. Alcohol however, is a cruel mistress and sometimes this mistress of mine gives me poor advice.

“I’m going to this party over at my friend’s house if you want to come!” Bella had messaged me on Facebook.

“Yeah I want to go party with you!” I typed back, tonight was the night I was going to see those beautiful double D tits! “Come pick me up?”

“Ok we’re on our way :)” I always loved it when a girl uses smiley faces. Makes me feel special! Bella soon arrived at my house and called to tell me to head outside. By this point I was about 4 shots deep so I was feeling pretty outgoing. If there am one thing about drunk me that everyone knows, it is that I am ridiculous and will literally say and try anything to get what I wanted.

“Where are we going hot stuff?” I asked her as the car dipped out of my drive way.

“Oh baby! We’re going to get drunk and have a good time! Are you up for it?” she was teasing me; she knew I was a party animal back in high school.

“It’s been awhile but maybe you can show me how to get back on the part horse, didn’t you use to be a cowgirl?”

“Oh yea! I’m still a great rider and cowgirl!”

“Maybe you can show me that too” I wasn’t sure if she understood what I meant but she was a dirty girl so I had hope.

We arrived at her friend’s house around 8pm…there were some dorks sitting in the living room but I had seen them around and of course being the social guy that I am I said hello, then went to stand in the kitchen leaving them to watch whatever life draining movie it was. They were however, going to make seeing totties more difficult if they were going to get drunk and say inappropriate things. Just then I heard a door from the back of the house open and two girl voices talking at a thousand miles an hour begin to approach the kitchen.