Being Cerberus sometimes really bites

You know getting stabbed really bites when the pain you feel doesn’t feel even a quarter what that pain should be, but you have to act like your in agony and then “die”. But I guess obviously they didn’t know I was “Cerberus the ancient gate guardian of hell” or “Cerberus the powerful door guard of hell” just a couple long winded, preposterous, stupid sounding, unflattering names gods and mortals give me. Don’t get me wrong there are much worse ones or better ones but noooooo do I ever hear the name I actually go by and use, not a chance. What’s so bad about Wanting to be called Cerb or Cerberus once in awhile!! Oh sorry about that I got a little off track from the whole being stabbed thing and why I was there and all that other stuff that’s probably a lot more interesting than my annoyance at pretty much anyone I meet, not including the ones who scream “monstrous beast.” So why was stabbed? like so many others is the simple yet complicated, insane but rational, dumb but intelligent reason was, a woman.

“Well shit, how long do I have to wait in this damn deep ass hole looking at her cry as those other “respectable” gentleman hold her hostage before they let her go and just piss off.”

Thinking back on it now everything I did was so out of my usual character that it would look like I had a split personality that just got let out and gave my other self a little vacation. *sigh* I know your reading this and wondering how I’m in a hole while simultaneously your reading this. The simple explanation is that’s it’s not worth it to even think about it and just accept that this is probably the most complex thing to explain with the whole time and dimension stuff but certainly won’t be the weirdest thing your going to hear so just let it be it will only give you a major head ache to think about.