Have you ever had one of those days everything goes just as you want it to? The kinda day that goes so perfect you’d think the universe was setting you up for something extremely terrible to happen. I get cancer, lose my job or find out I owe money to the mob or something like that but SURPRISE, something like that did happen but just not to me!

So here’s a little background on me for shits giggles and info for your gain. 5″8, 120 pounds, dirty blonde hair, wearing mostly black (with matching trilby) works three days a week and carries a collapsable baton and a karambit. That’s all you really need to know for now.

It all started on a Sunday which was one of the three days I worked. It had been an extremely busy day so my patience and nerves were pretty much shot to hell by the time it was my four day weekend. Whenever I have a work day like this and I don’t have work the next morning I go for a walk at night. Depending on the mood I’m in it can be a few blocks to a few miles I just slowly walk around aimlessly.

This time my random walking was interrupted by a screaming woman. I would normally go see what’s wrong and scare whoever was attacking the poor person and that would be the end of it. What I did different from the other times is I was going to save this woman and hopefully relieve some stress, so it’s a win win! A block away from where I though she was I took out my baton and knife so I didn’t make any excess noise as I was sneaking up on him. As I got to the alley my adrenaline was pumping and the effect was slightly alarming because for some reason my thought were clear and quick, my eyesight improved, I felt as strong as a rhino and my hearing was almost totally gone.

With my improved sight and thoughts process I took in the situation so quick it was amazing.