Always listen when your mates warn you.

Ron joined the group from Uni in the pub. He had just transferred and was “bonding”. Lots of chatter and laughter as the alcohol made common sense slowly evaporate. It was around 6pm when Ron noticed a women enter the pub. She was alone so he immediately summed her up. Tallish, trim figure, pert breasts and long gorgeous legs. He was immediately smitten. “My God, look at her” he muttered to no-one in particular. Barry was standing beside him. “Don’t go there mate” he said “she is poison”. The others nodded. But Ron wasn’t listening. The head in his pants took over from the head on his shoulders. How was he going to hit on her?

Ron wandered past where she was sitting. Perched on a stool, her thighs were on full display. He felt his cock harden. He had to meet her. “Hello” he said “come here often?” She looked at him, instantly dismissive of his lame attempt to chat her up. “Is that the best you can do?” she said, laughing. Ron’s face coloured slightly. “Yes, that was pretty lame” he admitted and she smiled. “Well try again honey” she said “maybe next time will be better”. He now saw her words as a challenge. “Well perhaps I can buy you a drink and you can suggest how to improve my approach” he said. “Well thank you” she said “buy me a drink and let’s chat”.

Ron returned to the bar and ordered a cocktail. Again his mates warned him without being specific. He wasn’t listening. The bulge in his pants didn’t have ears. He took the drink back and sat down. “What is your name?” Ron asked. She took a sip. “Wow, very strong” she said “are you trying to get me drunk? My name is Melissa, by the way”. She took another sip and gave a little moan. “I could get addicted to this Ron” she said and giggled. “So, Melissa, why are you here alone?” Ron asked. “Good question” she said “my parents are away for the weekend and I was bored”. “Well I admit, this town is pretty quiet. Not much happens”. Melissa nodded. “Would you like another drink” Ron asked. “Well sure” said Melissa “I must say it tastes very nice, thank you”.

Ron bought another drink and sat down again. His mates realised it was useless warning him. They decided that he had to learn the hard way. Melissa finished the second drink and said she should be getting home. “Let me chaperone you” Ron said “it is almost dark outside. Not safe for young ladies to walking alone”. “My, aren’t you nice” said Melissa “yes, I would feel safer with you walking along with me”. Ron looked back at the guys at a bar and waved.