AAA-girl Chapter 1

“LuAnn David, please report to HR. LuAnn David to Human Resources.”

That’s me, LuAnn David, Engineering Departmental Secretary at IntelliVax LLC. I had an idea what they wanted me for in HR. It was probably going to be about the sexually harassment suit I’d brought against the company. It was.

“LuAnn, I’d like to talk to you about your career here. You’ve been here more than two years; and all of your evaluations have been excellent.” Margarete Maynes had been the head of HR all of my time at the company. We’d gotten along pretty well until I filed that lawsuit.

“Why can’t you get along with Charles Dunning?” she asked.

“Because he has spent the past year harassing me. He looks down my dress if I’m wearing one, he looks up my skirt if I wear that, he makes remarks about underwear, about my nipples and a month ago ran his hand across my ass when I walked past his desk. I complained several times as you’ll see in the folder there on your desk. I’ve had it. I love this job, but something has to change.”

“Look LuAnn, with this body and this face do you think I’ve never felt Dunning’s hand on my ass?”

I could imagine what she meant; Margarete is a beauty. I think she had some Hispanic ancestry. She was just an inch under my five ten, a little heavier than my 125. She had a slightly bigger rack than the D cups I’d gotten for my eighteenth birthday. Her skin was just a little darker than mine. I have a little Cherokee blood. She had masses of jet-black hair parted in the middle, beautiful dark eyes and perfect white teeth.

“So how do you handle it?” I asked.

“The first few times I warned him that if he wanted to keep his hands, he’d keep them away from me. Then I started writing him up. Every complaint went on his record and showed up in his reviews. But Charles is the tech star of the company. We couldn’t get rid of him, and he knows that.” Margarete said bitterly.

“So that’s why he won’t leave me alone, I suppose, he knows he won’t get fired. My lawsuit should solve that problem. If he’s so important that the company can afford the million six I’m asking for then they can keep him,” I said.

“But we can’t afford that. There has to be another way,” Margarete insisted.

“I can’t imagine what it would be.” I said.

“Here’s an idea for you,” she said and slid a single sheet of paper across to me. I took a couple minutes to read it.

“Forgive me if I misunderstand, but it looks to me like you want me to be the company whore!”

“I was hoping you wouldn’t look at it like that. It creates a new position in the company, an AAA position.

“What does that mean?”

“It means Anyone Anywhere Anytime.” After we had our lawyers review your harassment suit, they said because of so many complaints, not just Dunning, we would lose. We came up with this solution. We can reduce sexual harassment in the company by providing a sexual outlet for the staff. That’s an AAA girl. We thought about hiring from outside, but we want to keep you inhouse.