A titman turning 40

A Titman Turning Forty.

It was the last game of the NBA finals and it was my 40th birthday.And my wife Barbara, a college english teacher,was off to teach a night class at the local community college.She was a very popular instructor there, legendary really .Her class offering always filled quickly at the start of each semester .Particularly with male students. She was a serious scholar of language, French and Spanish as well as English with an impressive resume’ and an extensive knowledge of poetry and world literature as well.
But truth be told it was the the impressive and extensive size of her bust that may have been the biggest source of study in her classes .She was only 5’2″ and stacked full with a set of 38 double d’ s, Her small stature made the tits look disproportionally large giving her a somehow lascivious lustful look. She always wore sensible skirts and institutional looking plain starched white shirts that bowed out spectacularly in front of her. and big horned rimmed glasses.But trying to look so uniformly prim and proper with a set of knockers her size only had the effect of making her seem all the more wickedly exciting. She had her doctorate in English and so of course the students all called her Dr.Jugs.
She was used to the suggestive stares and the obvious hard ons she inspired in class and aware as well that she defined the wicked, horny, seductive, big tit teacher fantasy replete with the horn rimmed glasses and red lipstick, but she really couldn’t help it. No matter how hard she tried to hide it her huge rack and her seeming innocent indifference to the big pair she sported,she just exuded sex.
I was celebrating my big day with some tequila and beer in front of the t v.
“Enjoy your game” she said kissing me goodbye and then heading out the door dressed in her usual teaching attire. “Oh I almost forgot” She said, pulled a brownie with a little candle in it out of her purse and lit the candle.
“Make a wish” She said, I blew out the candle .
“And make sure you eat every bit of that brownie”
She said in a playful scolding way., as she headed back out .I did eat the whole brownie, it had nuts in it, but about halfway through it I could have sworn I swallowed a pill but I was getting a little buzz on so maybe not.
Halfway through the first quarter with a couple shots of tequila in me sipping on a cold one Barb called.
“Oh I’m very sorry David I know it’s your birthday but something has come up. The other lit teacher Mr Barnes is in the hospital and the department has hired a substitute on short notice to begin Monday and she is really not prepared. I hope you won’t be upset but I’ve canceled my class and I’m bringing her home with me to go over Mr Barnes’ class schedule to help get her ready.”
“Oh,O. K.” I said
“Oh I knew you’d understand” she said and then.”She seems quite nice, I’m sure you’ll like them.””What?’ I said. “I said I’m sure you’ll like her. I’ll see you soon”
Ten minutes later Barb was home introducing me to the substitute.
I don’t know what I expected, but it wasn’t a woman like this.She could have been my wife’s twin; She was the same size and they were even wearing the same clothes right down to the Identical button down starched white shirts,and modest skirts, although she didn’t wear glasses.I barely noticed anything else about her because I couldn’t take my eyes off her magnificently oversized set of tits. She had a monster pair large enough even to rival the size of Barbs’.
“David this is Miss Cummings she’s the sub I was telling you about.”
I managed to stop staring at her immense rack and shake her hand. It was very warm.
“Well you get back to your game” Barb said.
When I went back in to the kitchen for a beer Barb called me over to where she and Miss Cummings were sitting together at the table. There were no books open to study, or papers to read. They didn’t seem to be doing anything, just sitting across the table from each other like big bust body doubles. Double d doubles.
“Look what someone left on my desk today.”She said, reaching into her purse then handing me what looked like a playing card. They were both drinking wine now. I looked at the card “NICE”it said followed by a picture of a pear. “Show Miss Cummings”Barb said ” I looked down at the floor blushing at the idea of showing such a sexually suggestive thing to a woman I had only just met.”Oh here” Barb said took the card from me and slapped it down on the table in front of Cummings’ swollen shirt as if labeling her big tits as a nice pair. ” Go watch your game” Barb laughed.
I was back there in front of the T.V.opening a cold one when suddenly Barb was at my ear “She does have quite a nice big pair, doesn’t she” she whispered and before I could think of anything to say she was gone.
I’m a shy person really and so I was feeling embarrassed and a little uncomfortable about the way Barb had behaved there in the kitchen; trying to get me to give that card to Miss Cummings It wasn’t like her to be so forward.