A Pretty Elf in Qeynos, Part IX

Cadwarra and Diamander had had a good two hours of pike practice in the early afternoon. He taught her a few things about using a pike. She felt more capable with the weapon.

After, they chatted a little more comfortably than they had that morning. Diamander confided his visit to his boyfriend had not gone well.

“I think I said too much. He was hurt I had sex with you. Because he asked, I admitted I liked fucking you. I should have lied. He stormed off. He can be a bit…jealous.”

It was near the end of the afternoon when Captain Penley found Cadwarra heading home.

“Ahhhh, the Scarlet Paladin” she hailed Cadwarra judgmentally in response to Cadwarra’s polite greeting. Penley then shocked Cadwarra by bluntly informing her “you are under arrest, Paladin-in-Training. Go see Marshall Vishra. He will explain.” Then she nonchalantly strolled off.

Her ‘arrest’ seemingly did not merit hand cuffs. Cadwarra stepped into Vishra’s antechamber. The clerk leered at her chest, visualizing those melons as he had last seen them bared in Vishra’s office.

Vishra politely came out into the antechamber to greet her. “Ah, Cadwarra. How are you getting along with my nephew? Is he performing to your satisfaction?”

Cadwarra was ashamed to tell him how she had not been very patient with Diamander. She dropped her eyes and answered flatly. “Yes, Marshall. We are getting along fine.” She should have been proud to let everyone know she had celebrated Tunare with him. Instead, she was ashamed of what she had done.

“Fine? Only fine? I was quite confident you two randy youngsters would find things more than fine. But let’s move on to the business at hand.” He theatrically swept a hand toward his office indicating they needed to continue the discussion in there. “We have a slight problem…”

Cadwarra was motioned to a chair much more comfortable than yesterday. “Please be seated. Are you aware of your arrest? We need to deal with that. It is all my nephew’s fault but I am afraid we have gotten you all tangled up in it.” He shook his head as if uncomprehending of the situation.

“But first things first, Cadwarra. Am I correct in my understanding from your reply just now that my nephew has performed like a man?”

“Well, in the end, yes.”

“Meaning? Spit it out Cadwarra. Did he have his way with you?” It seemed to Cadwarra he was asking these questions as if he already knew the answers.

“Well, yes, Marshall. Though at first I had to convince him…a little bit.”

“You had to be a little pro-active, did you?” Vishra laughed. He changed the subject. “Cadwarra, sadly Diamander has already reverted to his old ways. He has run back to his boyfriend this morning and seems to have confessed to all that you and he did.”

“Oh, dear, Marshall. Diamander told me earlier he visited his boyfriend and that it did not go well!”

“It gets worse, Cadwarra. Let’s talk about your silly arrest.” Vishra held up an official looking piece of paper. “Now before I read this to you please understand that I consider this a frivolous lawsuit and I assure you that I will be able to deal with this as forthrightly as you dealt with my nephew last night.”

“Oh, my. Please tell me what the problem is and if I can help.”

“Well the problem is my nephew’s boyfriend and his rancor towards you. Quite unreasonable, of course. You have only done with my nephew what this boyfriend should not be doing with my nephew.”

“I see.” Cadwarra really did not see.

“That little fairy boyfriend of his filed an accusation against you just two hours ago. My nephew told him everything and it’s all contained in this affidavit.”

Vishra angrily shook the document. …“Everything…” he emphasized “…everything for any fool jack-in-office court official to read about concerning my nephew’s…peccadillo’s… and to chortle over them. Imagine the embarrassment to my family!”

He then held the document in front of him and derisively read the part that related to Cadwarra “…and the Feir’Dal Cadwarra, having held down my boyfriend, Diamander Vishra, then furthered the crime of sexual assault by raping him…”

Cadwarra was stunned. “Oh, Marshall Vishra! I can confess to being a little assertive, was all. I assure you he was very definitely erect when I jumped on him. It was a very full erection.”

“Exactly, Cadwarra. I was remiss in not first thanking you for correcting my nephew and his confused lifestyle decisions. I am impressed by your success. You owe no apology; the amount of force you used was appropriate and for the good of my nephew. Besides, he enjoyed you. Why, how could he not…those tits alone, look at them filling your blouse, sitting there on your chest, so soft and round, so big…bouncing and jiggling braless in front of me…”

Whatever further Vishra was going to say about her hand-magnets was truncated abruptly when he remembered himself and broke off to resume dealing with the problem at hand.