My first time writing anything like this, so please don’t be too mean. I’ve been needing a creative outlet, and this seemed like the most fun. 🙂

My name is Tiffany. I’m a 22 yearold student. I have long, shiny, brown hair, grey-blue eyes, and lovely plump lips. While I am over-weight, I have been told that I have a “cute” face and my large breasts have always been appreciated. I have always felt that your first time should be with someone that you love. Because most guys don’t want to date the over-weight nerd, my dating experience was slim. So, I still haven’t fallen and love and still haven’t lost my virginity. Which is how I ended up alone on my couch on a Friday night.

As the credits start to roll on the movie that I had been watching, I sighed. It was after two in the morning, but I was wide awake. I started questioning why I hadn’t just decided to grow-up and go to that beginning-of-the-year party. Then I saw that that train of thought wasn’t headed anywhere good, and I thought to myself, “Tiffany, you are putting too much pressure on yourself! You have all the time in the world to get rid of your V-card. You need to relax. And you know the best way to do that? Wink wink.” I smiled to myself. Indeed, I did know the best way to relax. I went into my bedroom and retrieved from their separate hiding places my favorite vibrator and my pot. You don’t stay a virgin into your twenties and not throwing yourself at the first guy you see at a bar without a little reinforcement. 🙂

I made my way back to my living room after grabbing a towel from the hall closet, and popped one of my favorite bdsm videos into my blu ray player. I laid the towel onto the couch, sat on it, and as the disc was loading, I packed a bowl and lit up. OOooh, that’s nice. As the movie started, I could feel the high washing over me, making my limbs heavy and pushing all thoughts out of my brain. I took a couple deep breaths and saw stars for a few moments. Well, this shit is better than I thought. I definitely needed this. The sound of a very naughty blonde girl receiving a spanking brought me back to the movie.