“““““My roommate’s girl had his pants down and she was jerking him off on the sofa while they kissed, her nimble hand moving up and down his erection almost in slow motion. As if I’d tried to come home and instead walked into a dream.
“““““Well, a dream sequence.
“““““The ineffable bliss spread across his dumb face stopped me from making a sarcastic irritated roommate remark to break up the party, which was my first impulse. And you always leave your damn dirty dishes in the sink, too, ya bastard.
“““““Instead, I focused on girl, who didn’t like me and who I didn’t like, either, but was a skinny hottie. I was medium-drunk, home from a bitchy date who led me to believe I was about to get laid and then got a better deal on her cell phone.
“““““They didn’t seem to realize that I had lumbered in, or they didn’t care.